"Mr Bunny," breathed Alice, "surely these eggs have gone bad! And just take a look at the ham- oh! I wouldn't touch ham that was green ( Read more... )

‎"You don't understand, Mr Hatter," sighed Alice, sipping delicately on her tea, "it's not that I don't want to be a well-behaved lady, but what if- just what if, one day I behaved properly and held myself right for once, and someone falls in love with me? That would be a horrid thing to happen ( Read more... )

"Oh Mr Bunny where are you going?", asked Alice breathlessly as she tried to keep up with the scurrying bunny ( Read more... )

"Oh what do children know?" said her Majesty of Hearts, "they be best keeping their wild ideas to themselves at my table!" She, by this time, had grown quite tired of Alice's constant questioning and discussion with her subjects, of which she had been most rudely excluded ( Read more... )

Daintily, Alice took out her pocket mirror when she saw that her lips had left a print on her teacup ( Read more... )

On this fair day, the Queen seemed especially cross. "Off with his head!" She was yelling at anyone, for any reason at all ( Read more... )

It had to be the most curious thing, the smiling cat. On all fours, like an animal, but grinning and grinning like it was enjoying a private joke at your expense ( Read more... )

Alice put her teacup down with more force than any reasonable person would deem necessary.

"Clink!" The cup landed on the saucer noisily.

Somewhere deep down, Alice knew that she worried that the dainty porcelain thing would shatter, but at the present moment her heart had fire, and fire did not care. Her fork was placed unceremoniously crooked, cake ( Read more... )